[11:06] x143: shes aight
[11:06] x143: she looks like ayleen
[11:06] j83: NOOOO
[11:06] j83: LOL
[11:06] j83: but the thing is
[11:06] j83: she has a heart condition
[11:06] j83: i'm afraid that she might drop dead on me!
[11:06] x143: uh fuck me
[11:06] x143: that sounds like elektra
[11:06] x143: pass her off to bryan maybe he's interest
[11:06] j83: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!
[11:06] x143: interested
[11:06] x143: hahahaha
[11:07] x143: putangina i'm so mean.
[11:07] j83: you think he has an ailing heart fetish? lol
[11:09] x143: haha he has a fucked up sick desperate girl fetish
[11:10] j83: c'mon juls. you're talking about my woman too.. lol
[11:11] x143: sorry i was thinking only about elektra
[11:11] j83: hahah i know
[11:11] x143: um.. ok so your woman. she's sick
[11:11] j83: ahuh
[11:12] j83: like she fainted.. and when she woke up she found herself in bellevue. lol
[11:12] x143: wtf!
[11:12] j83: she has this umm.
[11:12] j83: like there are weird electrical impulses in her heart
[11:12] j83: which sometimes makes her heart beat either too fast or too slow
[11:12] j83: scary shit huh?
[11:13] j83: like one minute you're having a good time, the next you're dropping dead
[11:14] x143: oh damn
[11:14] x143: doesn't she need to be like under 24/7 supervision
[11:14] x143: and/or a pacemaker
[11:15] j83: she said she has been fine
[11:15] j83: like she's smoking now. lol
[11:15] x143: uhhh
[11:15] x143: retarded?
[11:15] j83: YES =;
[11:15] x143: and wait.. i ask you this same question i asked bryan..
[11:15] x143: how do you know that shit is forreal?!?!?!
[11:15] j83: what is it?
[11:15] x143: i can also say to you, joey, i cut off my foot. fuck. im such a sad lonely person.. i need you...
[11:16] j83: in her case.. she doesn't have a reason to lie to me about that stuff
[11:16] x143: you don't know that!
[11:16] x143: people lie for any reason.. even no reason
[11:16] x143: just cuz it's fun and you'll never find out
[11:17] x143: it's not like you'll see her blackened heart
[11:17] x143: or some dumb shit
[11:17] j83: well there are people who lie about having an illness
[11:17] j83: for attention
[11:17] x143: who are we talking about?
[11:17] x143: hee hee. say it
[11:17] j83: ELEKMOTHERFUCKINGTRA.lol
[11:17] x143: YES. i love you.
[11:17] x143: that's what i like to hear
[11:17] x143: and then there's your chick
[11:17] x143: haha
[11:17] j83: i know you do
[11:18] j83: i've a good read on people.. i don't think she's faking it
[11:18] j83: like.. it'd be such a stretch
[11:18] j83: and if anything.. having an illness is a turn off!
[11:18] x143: uhhh not necessarily
[11:19] x143: check out what bryan did
[11:19] x143: oh baby your kidney is failing? that's so hot, let's fuck!
[11:19] j83: that's cuz your ex-boy is batshit stupid =; lol
[11:19] x143: HAHAHAHA
[11:19] x143: omg too fucking funny
[11:19] j83: you like that? write it down. lol
[11:19] x143: don't worry baby, already written
[11:19] x143: hahaha, seriously though, this girl with the heart condition..what if she dies when you're fucking her?
[11:20] j83: i thought about that too
[11:20] j83: actually.. it's where i'd dump the body is what i was more worried about. lol
[11:20] j83: jk
[11:20] x143: and time out joey, isn't this essentially the same thing? like.. you're supposed to be turned off (your words not mine) but instead you're actually considering hooking up with her!
[11:20] j83: aahh shit
[11:20] j83: i was wishing you wouldn't catch that
[11:20] j83: lol
[11:20] x143: hahaha you're a fuckin hypocrite
[11:20] j83: but still different though
[11:21] j83: cuz me..
[11:21] x143: NO IT'S NOT
[11:21] x143: haha
[11:21] x143: well ok maybe slightly different, YOU are single
[11:21] j83: i'm desperately single and lonely.. bryan on the other hand was together with you!
[11:21] j83: like i'd rather date heart ailement lady than be single. lol
[11:22] x143: sigh. don't remind me how shitty that situation was
[11:22] j83: im sorry juls. didn't mean to
[11:24] x143: it's okay don't worry about it, seriously haha
[11:25] x143: well is heart girl being all like "joey i need you to survive?"
[11:25] x143: cuz that's also another thing that elektra did
[11:26] j83: hmm.. there are many ways to catch a boy's attention.. faking an affliction is way bottom in that long list. lol

[11:26] x143: hahaha i dont buy that i've seen it all